The Coffee House Wall – 16th/22nd May

Posted on May 16, 2016

This is the Coffee House Wall for this week. I won’t say that it is your chance to communicate with us, as we are all in this together. It is, nevertheless, the Conservative Blog post that has no particular theme, and where everything is on topic. Let’s just remember that we want to avoid ad hominem attacks on others. We don’t want to engage with trolls. We want to moderate our language ourselves as responsible and mature adults, choosing to use fruity language only where it is necessary. This is our opportunity to show what the Spectator Coffee House Wall could have been like.

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  2. Apparently the Greater Manchester Division of the Keystone Cops have been at it again: not only did they upset the Muzzies by shouting ‘Alluah Akbar during in police terrorism training exercise in a shopping centre, but yesterday one of them left a mock-up bomb at Old Trafford in another security exercise by mistake causing panic – and cancellation of the Man U v Bournemouth match – the last game of the season. Who is going to pay whom in compensation, I wonder?

    They have not decided to start another series of ‘Operation Good Guys’, have they? And these ‘mock ups’ were for the first two episodes?

    If not … then some enterprising TV producer should. No script needed just use the newspaper reports. Real life follows art yet again. ☺

  3. Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear. Turns out the ‘Security Chief’ who left the ‘bomb’ behind the Carsey door is an ex Met Police copper. They forced him to eat crow in front of the TV Cameras a few minutes ago. Oops!

    I hate to think what Richard Littlejohn is going to do with this one. I can see him at the keyboard now, giggling away, as he crashes out the latest YCMIU masterpiece.

  5. Apparently the Security Chief forgot to count the number of “devices” when they were collected, after the exercise.

    Mrs FP: ” Perhaps he lost some fingers in a real terrorist incident?”
    She’s cruel. But then she has been married to the Met for almost sixty years!

  6. Frank P – 17:26

    I’m trying to think of a terrorist incident that wasn’t accompanied by that particular invocation of Allah. Seems perfectly reasonable to include that in the training script.

    Also wasn’t yesterday’s unexpected discovery in the MUFC bogs a far better test of the preparedness of the GMKC and the bomb squad than the exercise they staged earlier in the week?

    No haram done, really. I’m confident that MUFC will handle the delayed fixture confidently, and will triumph in the last minute of extra time, as usual!
    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  7. And talking of soccer, the Leicester City fans turned out today in hundreds of thousands to fete the team and it’s manager. The only jarring moment was when Keith Vaz-eline managed to elbow his way to a Sky News camera and microphone and gush for about 5 minutes.

    Even Gary Lineker eschewed a sound bite and let the players have their day. Vaz is such an oleaginous turd. Someone should have choked him with his Leicester City scarf rather than interviewing him.

  10. I’ve been enjoying Michael Lord Ashcroft’s [‏@LordAshcroft] “Tweets” this week. He has been relentless and merciless in taking the piss out of, primarily, Dave but also other remainiacs.

    He is good source for polling information as he publishes the results of all polls and not just those of his own organisation. Viewing some of these “polls” I cannot help but think that they are being manipulated to herd the sheeple into to remainiac camp!

  12. I have received a pamphlet from The Electoral Commission entitled “The 2016 EU referendum voting guide ”

    It contains statements from the two sides . `Vote Remain` looks like a conservative party leaflet and is a strong message.
    `Vote Leave` looks like it is from the Labour party and is much weaker.It comes from the other side of the conservative party which excludes the GO> campaign along with UKIP and Nigel Farage.

    It can be found on line,below (scroll down to link).

    http://www.aboutmyvote.co.uk/uk-voters

  13. EURODIRGE contest – a postmortem

    Frank P, May 15th, 2016 – 16:11

    “Who finances this crap?”

    The BBC is a major contributor to Eurovision, I’m afraid. 🙁

    Colonel Mustard, May 15th, 2016 – 07:18

    “The words “catchy tune” seem to escape everyone involved in selecting it.”

    Perhaps BBC should take note of this:

    ISIS at Eurovision with “”Boomtzi Boom, Boomtzi Bang!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U

    NB. Hang on in there, Colonel, for the finale with the severed heads.

    These days, I think that satire is beyond the Beeb due to the paucity of creative talent in the people that they hire. No diversity at the Beeb, just lefties without an ounce of comic ability – the list is too long to mention but they are the heirs of Ben Elton and the supremely unfunny and talentless Marcus Brigstocke.

    Speaking of Ben Elton, I watched an Episode of “Upstart Crow” last night. Wow! Ben has produced one hell of a leaden turd of a script there. It’s really shit! Hopeless! I actually felt sorry for the cast, because some of them have been very good in other productions. They’re drowning not waving!

  14. The man with the perfect moniker for his track record, Professor Nutt, has now embarked on trying to get Magic Mushrooms into the prescribed drugs schedules (on the NHS of course), for people suffering depression.

    I confidently predict that there will a steep increase in Depressive illness.

    If you go down in the woods today, make sure you let Nutty know, he’ll certify you as in need of psychiatric assistance.

    Reminds me of the fella who developed fungus under his foreskin.

    He reported to the doctor, who said,, “Well … there’s not mushroom for anything else, is there?”

  15. Frank P
    First I heard of Nutt I thought : here we go again;this is where we started with Timothy Leary.(Might go into it with more time.)
    Not that I’m against it in principle. Many of us have had to go to the chemists for far more powerful items to be used by the district nurse (although I don’t know how things are done these days) so I don’t object to cannabis for medical use in extremise. A some point we have to trust doctors even if some of them are drug pushers and others want to kill people.

  17. Radford NG (16:33)

    Yes well … in the days of psychedelic mania, when a great deal of LSD was garnered from LSD, as someone who had to deal daily with the damage caused by the idiocy, I rather took against those who peddle the crap or espouse its legalisation. One of the worst of many incidents involved a lass of about 18 years of age who, according to her room-mates thought that she could fly after taking a couple of tabs of the shit; to prove it she launched herself from a third floor window of a terraced house in Notting Hill and did indeed fly quite well for about 30 feet, vertically! Unfortunately she somersaulted on the way down and landed astride the iron railings of the basement stairs below. One hopes that she had lived a blameless life prior to her experiment and was handed her wings as she passed through the Pearly Gates. There were 8 million stories in the Metropolis, that was just one of them. Just facts, Radford, just the facts. And the medium is still the message. Ask the disciples of Saul Alinsky, who himself was a disciple of the little Eyetie cripple, Antonio … who is to blame for much of the current chaos of Western Civilisation.

    It’s possible to ‘intellectualise’ common sense out of the window, as the poor girl proved. All in the name of a fucked up ideology. Grrr!

    I’m with Anthony Daniels aka Theodore Dalrymple. His take on legalising dangerous drugs was comprehensively delineated in his book, “Romancing Opiates: Pharmacological Lies And The Addiction Bureaucracy (2006) ISBN 1-59403-087-1 (published in the U.K. as Junk Medicine: Doctors, Lies and the Addiction Bureaucracy ISBN 1-905641-59-1)

    If you haven’t read it, it would be worth the time and effort. You could probably pick it up for a song on the intertubes. What he didn’t learn as a practising doctor in a Birmingham Hospital, he learned a prison doctor at Winsome Prison.

    Nutt is an enabler of evil, whichever way you define it. Another SJW with a mission.

  18. EC & Noa, thanks, boys, everything’s fine, so far anyway.

    Why hasn’t ice hockey reached the British Isles? It’s a truly macho game, and fast, too.

    The ISIL Eurovision song would have won it it entered, it’s tuneful, short, the arrangement sufficiently eye-catching, the troupe as shocking as the bearded trans wonder who won last year.

    The barbarian seconds Colonel’s posting on Fergus who comes in, annoys, disappears. What’s the motive for this freaky behaviour, Fergus?

  19. Frank P @ 17:34

    How about a compromise, Frank, we legalise the stuff, abolish the NHS, switch to an insurance system for and by each individual.

    As it is, the knowing that the NHS will step in, save the abuser (before he or she flies, obviously) if things go wrong, makes any banning of the weed and other substances of evil ineffectual, vain, toothless.

    Hundred years ago or so, drugs available over the counter, poverty, hunger, despair everywhere in abundance, and yet the prevalence of serious drug abuse, whether prescription or illegal, was minuscule compared to today. People knew if they did indulge, got into a shite, they die, there was no NHS, other agencies of the welfare state to save them.

  20. Frank P @ 08:40

    Woods gets it right,Frank, spot on he, it’s the signal the top man sends that gets amplified down below, it has always been like that e.g. Adolf, the Georgian thug, others. It’s also what the anointed fear if Donald gets in.

  22. No, sorry, a joke, short one.

    An angry guy steps into a bar full of men, shouts: ‘I have a 45 Colt here, fully loaded, seven shots in the magazine, one in the chamber. All I want to know is who’s been sleeping with my wife?’

    A voice from the back of the diner calls out: ‘You need more ammo, man’.

  23. Baron (18:47)

    ” Hundred years ago or so, drugs available over the counter, poverty, hunger, despair everywhere in abundance, and yet the prevalence of serious drug abuse, whether prescription or illegal, was minuscule compared to today.”

    How do you know? The police did not have to produce the kind of statistics and before

  24. … (Contd) … Henry Fielding used his Magisterial powers to inaugurate the Bow Street Runners and later when Mayhew, then Peel and Mayne got a grip of the underworld life was cheap. Laudanum was widely used and hoi polloi drank themselves to death with gin anyway, usually before they were 40. Nobody gave a fuck – it was anarchy.

    The rookeries located to the North east of Soho (the Seven Dials) were nests of poverty and debauchery. The ‘Tyburn Tree’ didn’t dissuade murder and mayhem.South and East London also were cesspits of human iniquity.

    Nothing new under sun, m’Lud.

    And the big Pharmas these days are the most cynical pushers of all. Moreover the parasites among the higher echelons of medicine aid and abet them by ripping off the taxpayer by over prescription and are rewarded with boondoggles and funding for their ‘research laboratories’.
    There are some dedicated heirs of Hippocrates around, but the profession has its fair share of quacks and charlatans, too. Like all public services.
    On that score, you are dead right. The less government the better – provided there is a dedicated, well trained Constabulary with independent powers the right criteria for recruitment. I fear that era is over and what’s coming down the road is sinister and horrifying.

  26. Baron
    May 17th, 2016 – 18:33
    What’s the motive, Fergus?
    Erudition?
    As in:

    So Baron’s back!
    Let’s raise one cheer.
    Will it be today
    He’ll disappear

    Or not at all
    It was just a ruse
    So we could call
    He doth amuse

    TS Eliot

  27. And of course,
    Ode to the apologist for Ogden Nash:

    Thou hang thyself from that there tree.
    You shall not ever sneer at me.
    Pick up your hat and plight thy troth,
    Go wash your mouth with laundry soap;
    I contemplate a joy exquisite
    I dream that Satan shall thee visit.
    I did not call you to be told
    But please O please do not be bold.

    Give ear, you scientific fossil!
    Your mistake here is so Colossal;
    You make these days my humble dream,
    Not to hear from Boris, clot supreme
    This honored system I hear you chum
    For Gods sake stop this damn referendum
    The Cold Crusading for Democracy;
    The Führer of the Theocracy

    But George is here, gadzooks, forsooth!
    Ah, yes. And Cable Vince the daft old goof
    And what is this that Balls do rant
    Sweet Jesus Osborne know you not talent;
    I know the Outers are getting coolish,
    But yet forsooth I find them not foolish.
    Oh what a derision history holds.

    Just the history yours and mine,
    Of that antediluvian Hestletine.

    Hallelujah to Leave!

  29. Somehow missed this from Apr 25th.

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/4861718678001/napolitano-indictment-or-not-hillary-faces-catastrophe/

    Hillary is stood on the trapdoor, the noose is around her neck, but will Obama give Lynch the nod to pull the lever? The Judge reckons she’s gonner either way.
    Fingers crossed chaps!

    However, I’m certain that Speaker Paul Ryan knows more about Obama’s game plan than he’s letting on, hence his reticence about endorsing Trump.

  31. It just keeps getting better and better

    “There’s a debate going on in the Kremlin, in Moscow, between the Russian Foreign Ministry and the Russian Intelligence Service trying to decide whether or not they should release the 20,000 emails of Mrs Clinton that they hacked into, and that they acquired by hacking, as a result of Mrs Clinton moving her emails from a secure server to a non secure server.”

    All this, and worse, in the Judge’s latest bulletin!

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/4890754150001/napolitano-hillary-clintons-no-good-very-bad-week/

  33. The centre of the British constitution is the Queen in parliament. The State Opening of Parliament today surely raises the question of what is the role of “the queen in parliament” and its relevance to the referendum on continued EU membership, when the European Union is bleeding sovereignty out of the body politic.

    I do not see any discussion of the matter, not even on The Coffee House Wall!

  35. EC (10:55)

    Thanks for that. What a load of bx after all the hype. Completely self-serving on her part. He should have told her to f-f-f-fade away, when she visited Trump Tower. Is she trying to replace Germaine Greer now the GG has grown up and admitted that she was only kidding? Kelly has looked manic since she shat and fell back in it during the first debate.

  36. General Sir Richard Shireff, just interviewed by Dermot Murnighan on Sky News, warning that we are about to embark on WW3 with Russia because of Putin’s increasingly agressive stance. Completely OTT until it became obvious what the interview was really about. At the end Murnighan steered him towards the point of his appearance. If we BRexit then of course there will be WW3. More scaremongering bullcrap!

    It should be noted that the General has just joined in a consultancy with Peter Hain.

    One hopes that Richard Kemp will tweet a suitable rebuttal.

  38. The absence of a Sovereignty Bill from the Queen’s Speech is perhaps a first time in English history since the trial of Charles 1 where in effect an intention to abolish the monarchy has been disclosed to the people. If I were the monarch, and had a vote, I would vote to leave the Euripean Union. unless some grander role had been offered, and hope that my subjects would follow my lead. Charles 1 of course had invited what, to the English if not to Charles Stuart,was a foreign army into England in support of his authority to crush their freedom; though of course he did not see it that way. Today, the Gendarmerie is being prepared to do the job, should the British armed forces lose their nerve and choose honour.

    What choice positions, what pelf,what POTTAGE have Mr. Cameron and his supporters in both parties been offered by those invisible, mysterious and non-accountable forces who govern Brussels?

    Just as well that sedition and seditious libel were abolished on the advice of Mr. Brown – still no knighthood – or the whole Cabinet might be put under lock and key.

    Apologies for bothering Wallsters with trifling constitutional matters.

  39. VENEZUELA: Coming to a country near you this summer?

    “The conflagration that is the collapse of a socialist utopia continues to escalate in Venezuela today. With morgues overflowing, medicines running out, and apocalyptic scenes playing out across the nation, Venezuelans took to the streets of Caracas today – at the behest of the opposition – demanding a recall referendum to end Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s socialist rule. The troubled nations leader was not happy and security forces fired tear gas and shut subway stations to block the thousands of protesters….”

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-18/venezuelan-police-unleash-tear-gas-rubber-bullets-amid-violent-anti-government-prote

  42. A fascinating read clearly demonstrating the misdirection and lies of the MSM and DTP (this time in the US, but reptiles are the same the world over – looking slimy and dangerous in all cases)

    http://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/the-danger-of-the-black-lives-matter-movement/2/

    One real jump-out statistic was that whites make up 33% of New York’s population and are responsible for 2% of the shootings; blacks make up 23% of the population but are responsible for 75% of all shootings, 70 percent of all robberies, and 66 percent of all violent crime. Black Lives Matter because they’re so effin’ deadly. The message is beyond clear – blacks are violent and dangerous so, by following logic and reason, cut crime by shooting blacks.

    Simples!

  43. “There was a young fellow from Ankera
    Who was a terrific wankera
    Till he sowed his wild oats
    With the help of a goat
    But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”

    Boris Johnson.

    Should serve him in good stead when he’s Prime Minister.

    http://disq.us/9pshn4

  45. Coming soon to a cinema/theatre/shopping mall near you…

    “Eagles of Death Metal recently finished a Canadian tour and I got to sit down with vocalist Jesse Hughes and discuss the Bataclan attack in Paris that killed 89 of his fans. You’d think he’d want to avoid the topic, but he was actually eager to get into it. He sees it as a catharsis.”

    http://takimag.com/article/surrendering_to_death_gavin_mcinnes/

    NO SURRENDER!

  47. Radford NG
    May 19th, 2016 – 08:55
    There are rules:
    The first 2 lines of a limerick must scan-try saying it quickly.
    The 3rd and 4th lines must rhyme perfectly (an “s” on the end of one and none on the next will not do).
    The poet, 5th line must use OED words-did he mean thanks, tanker, thinker or thanked?
    I understand these things.
    Try
    Well Boris he was the bees knees.
    But his thatch of hair made me sneeze.
    And when he chose,
    To get up Dave’s nose,
    We all knew it would be a breeze!

  48. Silly TUC woman on DP tangled up over mass immigration vs low wages.

    Lefties seem in denial over this issue and she was trying to blame it all on “greedy employers” not paying the minimum wage. Plenty of LSE-type “reports” peddling the idea that mass immigration has no effect on wages or employment.

    Neil offered some stark statistics where the conclusion ought to be self-evident but lefty TUC woman not having any of it. Pay employees more and somehow this will discourage EU economic migrants from countries with very low incomes. Eh?

    The narrative on all this seems to be firmly in the hands of the left and I’m mighty fed up with the bollocks. I’d like to see a balanced, objective view that is not screamed at as being anti-immigrant or immersed in turgid and predictably anti-indigenous left-wing ideology.

  49. Colonel Mustard (09:46)

    Gramsci writ large.

    The London School of Comics has always been and still is the fount of Leftist activism.

  53. Interesting isn’t it that we’ve accepted planes being blown out of the sky to the point it doesn’t raise a single person making a comment about it all day.

  58. EC
    May 19th, 2016 – 15:17

    I am sure that the concerned CHW poster would say ‘good for Boot’…

    As the referendum is itself a constitutional crisis, the Queen should not fear to give a clear signal of support this month for BREXIT.

    In the event of a wrong decision on June 23rd by the people, the firm may have to retire to Bognor Regis.

  59. John birch
    May 19th, 2016 – 16:02

    The Alex Jones was on it quickly – see the beginning of the Show and the reflections of Jones and Joe Biggs including the question which the incident prompted: is this the beginning of “the Tet offensive” part 2?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XvgIxNkEic

  60. Is the sudden disappearance of Egypt Flight 804 the latest Islamic-inspired atrocity? And if it is, what is the nationality of the perpetrators and was the government of a country in the region complicit in it? Iran and Saudi Arabia spring to mind, but in light of the goings-on in Turkey, especially the duplicity displayed by Erdogan, and his ill-concealed sympathies with Islamic extremism, I suggest that Turkey must be on the list too.

  64. EC May 19th, 2016 – 22:52

    They give the impression of having already exceeded the quota many times over.

    Is it really a supposedly conservative government’s role to impose quotas for leftist inspired identity group labels? It seems that the Tories have morphed into the Labour party and the Labour party has morphed into the SWP. With the Lib Dem rump and the SNP war band in Westminster the true conservative heart of England is being gripped by the hydra of post-modern socialism, leading to yet more close encounters of the barmy kind.

    The Ministry for Culture, Media and Sport is a concept worthy of Goebbels and the idea that one political creature, let alone someone like the compromised Whittingdale, can determine and control the shape of those things by interference and coercive legislation is most objectionable.

    Now that Vichy Dave has drawn back from curbing the Socialist Propaganda Tax the BBC will go on the offensive and become even more hideously left wing. They will be contemptuous of Tory weakness and brazen in retribution. We who are about to watch will pay for their imposition of their dogma and cant.

  65. John birch – 06:38

    More supporting evidence, if it was required, of the lackadaisical attitude of the French, toward the recruitment of airport staff and security.

  66. QT was particularly distressing for the presence of a lunatic on the panel exploiting every question to rant irrelevantly about the Tories. A supposed economist who seemed to be confused between economics and class war and who in between rants and finger pointing sat glowering with a great big chip on each shoulder.

    This dangerous lunatic insisted that the black population of Toxteth were brought there as slaves, presumably to work in the Staffordshire cotton fields or the sugar plantations of the Midlands. This episode escaped me during my study of history and I was unaware that blacks were still being brought to England as slaves after 1945.

    An example of the type of irresponsible revisionism was the Liverpool Echo’s coverage of the Toxteth regeneration which made the statement in respect of St James Church, consecrated in July, 1775, that:-

    “. . . an “African Garden of Remembrance” placed in the graveyard in recognition of the many slaves who were buried there.”

    That contrasts with what the Diocese had said:-

    “Many slave traders frequented the church and some of their slaves were baptised there. The Diocese thinks black slaves may be among those whose final resting places will be disturbed. It says it has been in discussions with Liverpool’s International Slavery Museum about the possible exhumations.”

    For the facts read the posts at:-

    http://www.yoliverpool.com/forum/showthread.php?10849-St-James-Church-dig-up-2-500-bodies-including-slaves

    Which demonstrates how historical realities are being misrepresented by lefties to exploit post-modern racial strife agendas.

    That type of barmy left wing revisionism in the Era of Dumb and Dumber is so dangerous that Mason really ought to be locked up for it. The last thing we need with the already creeping import of American race huckstered racial tension is a home grown lunatic stirring it up even more. The scariest part was that Mason’s lunatic insistence was applauded and did not receive the derision and ridicule it deserved.

    I’d like to see the establishment of an award for the blatant exploitation of race and the instigation of racial strife. Something like the wooden spoon, with national coverage of the ceremony. Mason should be the first nomination.

  67. Colonel Mustard – 09:42

    There is no diversity of opinion on offer at the BBC and very little at Sky, and I’m heartily sick of paying for it! Also, comedy is dead. Cancelling Sky isn’t a problem but what about our forced payments to the BBC?

    Am I correct in thinking that you don’t need a TV licence if you don’t watch or record broadcast TV, or live stream it from the internet?

  69. When the Telegraph plopped through my letterbox this morning, I raced for it to find the latest news and background on the latest Islamist terrorist outrage, this time on Egyptair. And what do I find but a banner headline of a group of luvvies led by the odious Cumberbum telling us all how to vote in the referendum.
    Who cares what these pampered actors think? It is in any event of no consequence to them. Most of them do not live in England and those that do keep their money in Panama.
    And if that was not enough the heading at the top of the page took the candle wittering on about a full on privacy law when all you need to do is Google Supreme Court and see three names float out in the wind. I never know which newspaper to cling to when the rain sets in.

  70. EC – 10.21

    That is correct. As long as you don’t watch live TV on any format you don’t need a TV Licence. And you are under no obligation to respond to any of their letters. They keep threatening me with an inspection, but of course they have no right of entry to your property outside or in. I’m looking forward to them coming to inspect my house, I haven’t had a TV for 15 years so the TV Licence people and I are old mates, because I’ve been here just two years and haven’t removed the large TV aerial or the satellite dish from the chimneys. Actually, there is really no hassle at all. Just dump the letters without a second thought and in the highly unlikely event they call, just close the door without saying a word. Have a look on You Tube for scores of videos where people take a more aggressive attitude to the boys from the Licence authority!

    I can’t listen to anything at all now on the BBC, not even the radio. If the programmes are not dripping with putrid PC proselytising, they seem designed for the most retarded. Radio 3 now makes the Blue Peter of my youth look like The Ascent of Man (also on You Tube. Now there’s opinion alright, but formed from empirical observation and actual knowledge! How very novel!)

    Good luck anyway. And just throw the effing TV in the bin – it’ll be the most cathartic thing you do this month, though you may then be stung by some order for inappropriate dumping!

  71. Colonel Mustard (10:15)

    Paul Mason, who spent many years as BBCs Newsnight “Economic correspondent” masquerading as an objective analyst, while manifestly spinning every report so far leftwards it was risible, eventually defected to Channel 4 (which I abandoned completely yonks ago as it was 24 carat 24/7 Agitprop from Jon Snow et al) where he obviously continued his duties as a comrade of the Comintern. He has now abandoned even that pretence and as you say now descended into certifiable insanity, ranting incoherently and singing:

    “It’s the same the whole world over,
    isn’t it a fucking shame.
    It the rich wot gets the money
    And the poor wot gets the blame.”

    His confusion over BRexit was a complete con. He obviously pretended to represent BRexit in order to get on the panel but switched sides in his first rant.

    http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/feb/26/paul-mason-quits-channel-4-news

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Mason_(journalist)

    A barmy Trot.

  72. Paul Mason – endless repeats of BBC2 Newsnight attempting the HOVIS advert!

    … and at the other end of the media barmpot spectrum we have Glen Beck being Cucked by Zuck! Also, Glen shoving his face into a bowl of crushed Cheetos has to be one of the strangest moments of the primary season. The dude is not at all well.

  73. Lord Justice Mance shoots his own fox.
    He tells the public were to find the information he decrees they should not know.
    `The online tool Google Trends shows a massive increase in the number of internet searches relating to the appellent and YMA by their true names.` (Mail on line)

    http://dailym.ai/1OB3a4f

    (Scroll to blue box ; How internet users have discovered the star’s identity.)

  74. And just to add to National Nutter’s Week, Brillo invited both Baron Bird of Shocking Hill and Baron David Icke of the Planet Zog, on to This Week, with contributions so bizarre that it caused even Brillo and his couch crew to visibly cringe and writhe in embarrassment. Portmaneau’s face was a picture of haughty disdain before snorting out inanities down his ample schnozzle, in an attempt to save the situation.

    All this on a day when the Home Office and Justice Department had arranged for convicted villains to serve their bird only on Saturdays and Sundays so that that they continue, from Monday to Friday, their chosen professions of Murder, mayhem, rape, robbery, burglary, paedophilia and assorted other occupations, now pursued by der untermenschen of UK in the EUSSR.

    Very opportunely, the general melee of madness was enhanced when a convicted murderer, who had gone down for bludgeoning a stranger to death in the nineties and had recently been released ‘on licence’, managed to breach the perimeter wall of BuckHouse to ask the panicking ‘protection’ plods (when they eventually tracked him down) “Is Ma’am in residence today.” The Union Flag in full flutter above HM’s Official Gaff, indicated that she was indeed at home with Phil the Greek and divers heirs and spares, including Princess Michael of Kent who would also qualify as a life member of the Nutters’ Club, given her past escapades.

    I can only once again wait for Littlejohn’s take on all this in his YCMIU section. If you’re on holiday Richard, come in for a days, it would be worth it to chronicle the events of the past few days.

    Cue Motters! Btw I’ll bet I know which way he’s voting in the In–Out Referendum, given his progress since he prognosticated on the fate of us all with his famous fruity mantra. By the look of it, Sir Dickie has managed to escape the fucking he augured for himself, his then boss and the rest of us at large. His boss hasn’t done too badly for himself either, notwithstanding the Infinite Chilcott ‘Enquiry’.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Mottram

    You’ll note that his current Wiki entry no longer includes this (I’d like to think after I posted my comments hereupon a coupla years or so back, when Amey’s Army descended on Norfolk and I discovered Dickie’s involvement) :

    http://www.building.co.uk/amey-appoints-sir-richard-mottram-as-non-exec-chair/3120731.article

    And if you follow the company lineage of Amey& Co (they who unnecessarily replaced almost every fucking lamppost in Britain) and its European behemoth of Companies providing municipal authorities with public utility, security and prison services throughout the World, you might have some idea of just how ‘’fucked’ poor Dickie was after his little verbal expostulation. I should be so fucked, already!

  75. Spectator/Disqus bans the word `Nazi`which I used in a comment on the Manchester mayor election questioning if we needed these Gau-Leiters.
    Putting it back bit by bit I got the item through….and discovered that Disqus is stumped by the Churchillian `Narr-tze` which I tried out later.

    http://disq.us/9q23bg

  78. The Donald just got an endorsement from the NRA at their Conference. He then made a rousing speech, carefully crafted but with the usual spontaneous departures. He received a standing ovation.

    I’m beginning to believe. He was immediately helped by a security lock-down at the White House. Still no detail on why. O’Bummer probably watched The Donald’s speech and his bottle went into half-a-crown/sixpence mode.

  79. EC May 20th, 2016 – 18:12

    Excellent.

    The Anglo-Saxons chanted ‘Ut! ut! ut!’ (Out! out! out!) at their enemies before battle. Never more appropriate to resurrect that war cry.

  81. False alarm apparently. POTUS golfing elsewhere. Incident a street away. One person arrested one casualty. No further details at present.

    Insert commercials … anyone got some snake oil for sale?

  82. Colonel Mustard (20:39)

    “Ut! Ut! Ut!”

    Sadly you’re more likely to get Tut, Tut, Tut … in modern Britain.

  83. EC

    Dellers had me worried in his opening line, but after that my irony circuit kicked in. The headline should have activated it, but I must be slowing down.

  84. Colonel Mustard (20:30)

    Nah … that’s Hillary before her Botox jabs.

    See what I mean:

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisDVVhNY1b6HuNniMjY07ukecXxL0PVUS5peACZYgrbZSvp2qe2CxpIbm6gDBGVUwg4ZU9OABKbbHypnMdvn_1Nu9c6irb7s1iF81V4vyG8zilaWKwvRa2G8frdAsYPqSpxwFa9_16qc6dUfVGPW9cnFMDSO8vUndyooHiFaslE3723VWuYBjx_1HLlF_1HsKFUJpS73bUMAd0F5Pn_1VlXrdOTuyVTKEGkP9DXEijlExUApeIXQgKf3iEPm34T66LzM7aXnmCbkprOV_1568LNZnNJlHHRBIAuepPAlXjLWrlrNDtMFYWGmIhlQMvP6Iet2TR2j0Yy8UuBBzWmvzsiqguCh7XTEG-xpLNMZtgngyiTlY0oicB_1OCde3hcbO5u1GU7hkLzT51c1x9HtkPadcroLn3Vi1MP32jTbTiw_1gfcvyyWtGdQgR5lZmyqzrl8dSqf99kmdKlid14CCTAJbplUIy8aL62pwg1UHYimrpYOsg6boy6CRk-4JHIsd-9fqDzvS2C-heC5zejWCYRdyNciSngja-RJY4cmGunqyZtkf6tKC4Rt51kTe49Db5zJMvnQK3NRFffDsEKeQdSCMl15CA9aJ6WfAplWIT8cKeUKbNDZ6i4brH-MXHNuQx4-r2cq0zQ5pSdqlDYyoaG90oPEna0tN8kiACqTz6WMJ1kx9ec40JYXet-RXTVsnZ6YZNrgX1Md-7WLH07ubu6xxDz-SuplBlL7P52BkNebuDFTCrNusVvtwdYqGwJZPL9iyQJDv8a0asUacLAAwFzdGpnaflNau_1C6JgHXGiMYD9jEZ0civ7zDSd03k045Ov3J_1mZIUkC_1Z8swl6twaz8z1e7qoJ2BSjBifJ_1YRJ-d4Eu8e4PV0awJuAEBioaLhNqNqzp2JWHNLF7RnfAJPOcqruVq6HGI85miaUJtut4YqkQ8PV2oDi6KF8euHnCoaBsn7WxNclO8PH8VLusMlxRBBeDcSiTDO0tFW1_13hcsXNrYPUED-fm0l0TMPbvWaKJlo_1ZGMjYvYlj-8fNW4AGSBbVNwXJIeEuZYovOepdgvz0khpVCl8a2yeCmEQZli1ww6eIf86QW1Mz2cxNLAc9UZIu_1oCA5ExRq1ekEZ1XpiJUehc03yvzT95GJSjETMMMTxiFOOKfjuDpmbsl2DZrYIDxIAZVYC0Caq9I3Bpkf8pZbdMROnm2Gf9-Um3ubpB1bzzigWujElhZTxOTpQdq1j94HBeB5sPsDwb04uX34YmbABlj2CdVm46OuQJssczrjWxE9iSdTEHw4-l3N-st12sIVClODYBSSAsoELj8EFD1eyZpNxqllkNWmWoPWg_1lhy51FikM37b_1XqbrlPEH0MHAQczSHA0Bazdl0GXm3Yb3lsZ7oatmYiB98qLUAuNFp2aypcjQUikZIxkasAnFgKx0D6tU-UTJhecEJDL0GGwf4c_1PgP4oO9wKBd9PS-qRZEQN-Wr1wTKtCEzX5RzlRkSoHe0s015zkPXBTHpaZXC3ZtMOubCbLlkMrkfRCgg8Evx4dobCP3FfKw6onefhzVkfw-nGsq_1OLudKiVZHQyraThPSuang5kJlow-IL76BhwT6AZv9dQVfQ6mrV_1QCjGp-58ZEJYs1FWjkaWSWqxrMB1-TJgqLkXw5jR0uL42nSIOIKEm46YWYgeRzX9SAvd-l7OgKI1vbOHzhv0gDdgpn8_17Yo95dSStOmZHe2CU0ToM7_1JBDJgrbcKLSEa8ElKzgKNnVG8XiPXNh_1ZazhRm9ahworffsrO_1A

  85. “David Cameron will threaten the European Union with consequences if Jean-Claude Juncker is appointed president of the European Commission. A government source said on Wednesday that giving Mr Juncker the job would be profoundly wrong and a huge mistake. The source said the Prime Minister would soon announce Britain’s response to being outvoted and that the EU should be worried about the consequences.”

    https://anonmgur.com/up/47c34a247c61fbe8c58e8d9695558a17.jpg

    Who ever knew a high five could be such a deadly consequence?

    I have absolute contempt for that nincompoop in No.10.

  86. Juncker retaliates:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/20/british-deserters-will-face-the-consequences-warns-eus-juncker/

    Deserters?? Whose fucking army is it Claude?

    BREXIT!! And quick fucking March as you do it you Brits! In droves!

    Cheeky little Luxembourgish bastard. Somebody should remind him who saved his little neutral Duchy’s arse in WW2. With a name like Juncker, his family probably collaborated with the Gestapo anyway.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/20/british-deserters-will-face-the-consequences-warns-eus-juncker/

    And to think I used to listen to Radio Luxembourg in my callow youth.

    BREX-IT! BREX-IT! BREX-IT!!

  87. Put the Great back into Great Britain. Shed the Albatross that is around all our necks.

    Why TF did we give these ungrateful douchebags their countries back, after so much sacrifice? Our fallen heroes in graves across Le contingnon and in the North Sea are spinning in fury. Leave the bureaucratic parasites to stew in their own juice and let their own people dismantle the EU behemoth and guillotine the whole pack of arrogant pigs. The stench of revolution is in the air. And about time too. Just a month to go!

  88. Now – let’s have some candidates for No. 10 when the current douchebag resigns in shame? There must be somebody in the Tory Party who could get it back to basics. Who?

  90. Frank P @ 01:49

    ‘some candidates for No. 10’

    They have to be vetted by Brussels first.

  92. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    “The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.”
    Thomas Jefferson

  93. Apologies – research shows quotation at 05:33 has been falsely attributed to Jefferson, though he did speak of “the chains of the constitution”.

  94. Well, the 20th was an ambivalent day. For myself, a process started by Heath and culminating in Bliar, with too many pricks to mention on the way, reached it’s logical conclusion for a once-proud Englishman. I made the pledge and became an Australian.

    All I wish for now is that there are enough votes cast with mine to see the good ship Britain set sail from Europe to find its true course in the world. Selfishly, I hope you all vote to leave because I have no wish to return and fight in the civil war/war of independence that will undoubtedly ensue from a Remain win.

  95. Clear Memories – 09:45

    Congratulations. I am informed that you should apply for your Aussie passport and soon as your citizenship certificate is in your grasp. The question is, will you burn your British passport on June 24th if the Remainiacs win?

    I suspect that the result is going to be 55% IN 45% OUT. I sincerely hope I’m wrong about that. Whether there will ultimately be a civil war or not depends upon whether The Donald wins the GE in November. If he fails, then America is finished, and England will slide meekly into a repressed subservience like post WW2 E.Germany.

    There again, if we BRexit-eers fail on June the 23rd, if the British people fail to set an example/make a stand, then the torch of freedom and democracy will pass to Marine Le Penn. She will then be the only politician in Europe capable of carrying it. If she takes France, as is possible, then the EU will be finished. It’s about time the French came to our aid for a change, eh!

  96. EC – we’ll be in line first thing Monday AM (with elderly relatives, we need them. Once you make the pledge, your UK passport is useless – you can leave, but you can’t get back in without an Aussie passport as the residents visa on your original passport is automatically voided as soon as you swear.)

    As for keeping the British passport, I’ve promised myself I’ll renew as long as it no longer has ‘European Union’ anywhere on it otherwise the break is complete.

    I firmly believe a remain vote will lead to civil unrest within a year or so as the hidden project of the EU is finally revealed to the sheople and the hordes swarm across the channel to occupy the land. I have no faith, but God help you if you vote to remain, because you’ll be f*cked otherwise.

  97. Clear Memories

    This is what we are up against…

    This morning my polling card arrived together with an pamphlet from the Electoral Commission, “The 2016 EU Referendum Voting Guide.” The two centre pages of this guide contain…

    “…the main arguments for remaining a member or leaving the EU. The content is written by the organisations who are campaigning either for the UK to remain a member or leave the European Union and is printed exactly as it has been provided.This information is not from the Electoral Commission.”

    https://snag.gy/AOxUrR.jpg

    When it comes to swallowing lies then who reads the small print! I always knew that the “official” Tory rump led “Vote Leave” camp would fuck things up. They have been creating division in the OUT camp from the day the referendum was announced. Was fucking it up their true purpose, I wonder? Too much to ask that they left the arguments to UKIP who would have produced more convincing and with more impact!

  99. EC May 21st, 2016 – 12:43

    I’m suspicious of the well publicised rift in the Leave camp too.

    The Electoral Commission leaflet is a deliberate deception as it claims the “experts” quoted are “independent” when they are anything but.

    With the exception of a handful of naysayers who have half an eye on their own ambitions the Remain camp seem to be mainly the metropolitan elite who control the narrative and therefore have the louder “voice”. Many of them are self-appointed and unelected. Their argument is primarily economic which is to be expected from a privileged hegemony who talk socialism but expect others to live it. But who wants to live in a country with a “thriving” economy if it is grossly over populated (with the prospects of being more so), where the quality of life has been wrecked by an inadequate infrastructure and the daily fare is the constant warring of socialist created or imported identity groups squabbling for power?

    Their answer is more urbanisation, more taxation and more government with the pretence of “devolution” by establishing yet another tier of politicisation from so called “mayors”. Rather than empowering ordinary people it simply empowers yet more agenda pursuing “leaders” and their ruling bureaucracies peddling and coercing the usual cultural marxist PC bullshit.

    Who now speaks for the English? Not a single one of them. You can be a Scots nationalist, a Welsh nationalist, even a participating representative of the IRA, but woe betide anyone who speaks of English nationalism. That offensive and racist term “Little Englander” is thrown about by a sneering cabal of self haters, many of whom do not even hail from English stock.

  100. “,,,it’s a nonsense to argue that Britain needs to belong to a crippled, spavined, sclerotic, inefficient, wasteful, monumentally corrupt socialistic superstate when, actually it used to do perfectly well for itself for two hundred odd years when it ran half the world…”

    Delingpole – Breitbart – Thanks EC above

  101. Sooo … Keith Vaz-eline is now calling for Chief Constables to positively discriminate in recruiting criteria to ensure that we inevitably get a completely black skinned police force, more or less saying, in Greg Dyke style, that the Constabulary is hideously white.

    Well it worked with women and queers, its gradually working with the BBC, so why not? Let’s look forward to the day when the police of this country is entirely staffed by black queers and black women (often interchangeable). Will the Long Marchers be satisfied then?

    Answer on the back of a postcard, please. To Vaz-eline, House of Commons, London SW1A OAA.

  102. Good one-liner from David Webb, a black conservative pundit, speaking of Hillary Clinton ” … She’s a thirty-year- old rust-bucket in car terms…”

  103. Heard in a charity shop today; shop assistant calling into the back room: “Can I have some back-up out front please? The Poles are in.”

  104. Ostrich (16:24)

    Bwaaahahaha. Excellent eavesdropping snippet. I assume that you were not alone out front? Further and better particulars, please. Looking for some new feathers or shedding some old ones? We!come back btw. What’s up sailor? Bored with the craic, or clinically impaired in some way? Sorely missed.

  107. Frank P 22.40

    If you or anyone here has to face down any anti-Trump crap, well I know you won’t need any advice from me for sure, but one thing that normally shuts up the touchy-feely narcissists whose pathology has now been renamed as progressism (by me anyway) is to ask the anti-Trump chump if they support Hillary, and when they affirm, ask if they know what a full-term abortion is? (And I recommend that you don’t google the details of this, another manifestation of lefty abhorrence) Because Hillary is a great believer not just in this, but in something that confirms my long espoused view that any ism of the left, socialism, communism, Marxism, is not an ideology, but a pathology, and that something, another contradiction in terms that only a psychopath could embrace with a disordered mind, is post-term abortion. Yes, when you next knock-up some girl some Saturday night, and what with one thing and another she’s up the duff quicker than you can say to Monica Lewinsky “Darling, did you see where did I left my cigar”, and she simply can’t find a window in her diary packed with visits to the clap clinic and what have you during the next 24 weeks, well she can have an abortion, when Hillary is POTUS, anything up to month after the birth of the child.
    We would call it murder. How very un-PC of us.

  108. the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership.

    I am pro-transatlantic, pro-trade, pro-investment , and pro-partnership. Who could be against it?

  111. Every age has its foolishness
    Untempered by its arrogance
    And the 21st Century is no exception
    Both rising to new heights

    But why on earth should the British Prime Minister want 12 million Turks to come to his country?

    His stupidity is without doubt established but this madness not yet explained.

  112. Irishboy (23:57)

    Yeah and verily. When I was a very young man, nurses and coppers interacted extremely closely in the Metropolis and abortion was still illegal. But they happened quite frequently, often in back street brothels that ran the service as a sideline. They also happened in hospitals, but they were cloaked under the heading D & C (Dilation and Curettage).

    One night I visited my then girl-friend who was night duty nurse in operating theatre where only emergency ops. were performed at night, so there were long periods of inactivity on that shift. As I sat having a cup of Rosey and chatting I noted a jar containing fluid and something floating in it on a shelf by one of the operating tables. I picked it up and saw a fully formed foetus floating around in the bottle. As I held the bottle the ‘specimen’ twisted around and the face of the foetus broke into what appeared to be a grimace which then changed to a smile.

    Abortion was rightly a pejorative word in those days. From that night on it was anathema to me.

    I often wonder what would have happened to that person – clearly a male –
    had he been allowed to live. He would have been in his sixties now and if his life had not been afflicted with fatal disease or accident he would have lived through one of the most interesting periods in the history of the human race. But given the circumstances of his unhappy mother, what sort of life would it have been? As it is he finished his very short existence in a research laboratory and then utimately in the toxic waste bin.

    There were eight million stories in the Metropolis and this was just one of them. And if the walls of that operating theatre could relate what happened in the night duty theatre, other than emergency ops., it could be a blockbuster book.

  113. Frank P

    It is indeed an anathema to me too. Which child could anyone look at and wish it wasn’t here. Of course abortion is another and enormous tool of the white genocide plan and that white women are aggressive proponents of this is yet another madness I try not to think about too much. Whites were 35% of the earth’s population at the end of the war, now we’re 8%. So the 500 million abortions in the USA doesn’t just mean the loss of that number, but their incalculable progeny. How many Holocausts does that add up to?
    But your tale is haunting and is yet another reason that those of us who have been reading you for all these years now would wish to read your whole story.

  114. Malfleur at 01-36

    We are not against trade,investment,and a trans-Atlantic partnership.We already have that…..so what has it got to do with government and politicians?
    What has it got to do with Obama or the EU.?
    The TTIP is all about ,in crude terms,George Sores and the Bilderburgers putting it over on the rest of us.
    TTIP is opposed from left and right:including by UKIP.
    The policy of UKIP is to save the NHS from the Turks and from TTIP.
    TTIP allows big American corperations to prosecute sovereign governments for laws passed in sovereign parliaments which impose on their ability to make profits.
    It is claimed this is not so;but I did see recently a list of claims being made under NAFTA in respect of this.

    TTIP=NWG

  116. Don’t forget the Luxembourgish drunken little shit M. Juncker’s dictate:

    “Deserters will be punished!”

    “Ve hef of vays of making you stay!”

    Fuck him!! BREXIT!!!

  117. “Turkey should be granted visa-free travel to the European Union from the end of June, officials recommended today, despite the country failing to meet a series of reform targets in time.

    The European Commission issued a formal recommendation that visa requirements for 75 million Turks be lifted. It means that the population will be able to enter the Schengen zone for 90 days with just a passport.”

    This is going to get the goat’s goat though.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3603214/Turkey-course-join-EU-year-3000-insists-David-Cameron.html

    So, 75,000,000 will be entitled to visas to enter the Schengen Zone and may be entitled to enter with merely a passport. This might well result in far more than the 12,000,000 Turks in the poll getting visas to England if there is an economic or geopolitical criisis or simply if the wind changes. And that’s just the Turks!

    Cameron supports the breakdown of European civilization. It cannot possibly be argued that he is not aware of the implications of the immigration tsunami. He is NOT stupid. He supports and is a local leader of the destruction of English civilization.He takes orders and not from the English people -‘High-5’ Junker for instance. He is an ideological enemy of the country. He must either be arrested or Brexit! Where is Colonel Pride, should we need him? Where is Europe’s Marius?

  118. Radford NG

    Yes, NWO. That’s why Mr. Cameron is against Brexit.

    TTIP is managed trade – and it’s not going to be managed by you!

  122. This one has been up before, but it’s worth a reprise if you have three quarters of an hour to spare;

    http://www.steynonline.com/7501/live-in-melbourne

    And it was recorded before Londonistan fell to a Muslim mayor. It is hoped that his next gig will encompass that development. He should book the Apollo Hammersmith with an adapted version. As a finale the thought police would bust the place and feel his collar, but he could anticipate that and incorporate it in the act. And sell tickets for the subsequent court proceedings. The man is a comedic genius.

  123. Using humour to deliver a deadly serious message is effective and as old has the hills. Aristotle and Plato employed it and imho Mark is right up there with them. Not only that he can sing.

  125. Frank P May 22nd, 2016 – 16:53

    Thanks Frank. Watched it. Brilliant.

  126. REfLECTIONS IN THE HOUR OF THE WOLF

    In that sleepless period of the night; when it is also impossible to move to get out of bed, it dawned on me that I was drafting comment after comment to post on the Wall.

    O Horror, horror, horror ! Tongue nor heart cannot conceive nor name thee

  130. Malfleur,

    “But in an astonishing response, Sir Nicholas reportedly told Mr Cleverly: ‘F*** off you c***.”

    Just healthy everyday banter in a HoC. Foreplay?

    One wonders what stream of invective WSC, if he was around today, would unleash on his grandson regarding his waving the white flag to Germany?

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